Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, January 24, 2011

Beki much?

Posted by Gaze at 1:24 PM

 Sabi ko na nga ba, birdie na lang ang kulang magiging isang ganap na beki na ko! :)) Kidding aside, seriously? May ganyang app? E di sige.. Malapit na akong maniwala na Bekis rule the world! Kayo na ang maraming options. LOL

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Sysnet

Posted by Gaze at 3:06 AM

Yung totoo? Ako numenetwork? :))

Dahil sa kagustuhan kong magamit ng bonggang bongga si Posh, pinilit ko ang aking sarili na mag setup ng wifi connection sa bahay. Bakit hinde? Sabi ko na nga ba, mali ang pagkuha ko ng AS/400 na elective nung college. Kung ano ang hindi ko masyadong pinag-aralan yun pa ang nagagamit at napagkaka kitaan ko sa totoong buhay! :))

Monday, January 17, 2011

Wackiest gift ever

Posted by Gaze at 11:45 PM
So nagkita kita kame nina Gen and Martin. Tamang catch up. Ang Martin biglang umalis, may bibilhin daw. Pag balik nya, may dala syang....

Sobrang panalo to! :)) Tawang tawa ako habang binabasa ang content. :)) Here are some pages that I find cute. Lol!


And yes, para sya talaga sa mga single. Nakakaloka! :)) Pero hindi bagay saken to. Hindi ako broken hearted nor crushing someone. Err, no answer nga ako sa questionnaires sa loob! Ano ba yan! Ganon na ba kaboring ang buhay ko? =))

Siguro its about time na maghanap hanap. Masyado na daw kase akong nagiging komportable mag isa nakakalimutan ko na ang tinatawag nating "love life". Ang hirap naman kase :)) san ko ba mahahanap yun? Sana available yun sa 711. Lagi ko kasing namimisplace ang tinatawag natin drive para ma-in love! Hmm... Sino ba? Err... Ayoko pa kasing ma-in love, tinatamad pa ko! Ang effort kase! :))


Saturday, January 15, 2011

What a what!

Posted by Gaze at 12:20 AM
Kakaloka naman ang tinatawag nating life! Ma-spot-an na nga lang ang comfort food ko....


Mmmmmmmmm...... Sarap! :))

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Oo nga naman..

Posted by Gaze at 1:55 PM
Uy bru! Ikaw naalala ko dito..

Saturday, January 08, 2011

Kaya naman pala..

Posted by Gaze at 4:56 AM
Bigla kong naisip kanina, grade 4 pala ako nung nag start akong lumande! :)) Napaka aga lang. Kaya naman pala, na reach ko na ata ang threshold ng paglandi. :)) Umabot na sa limit ang aking pamboboys kaya nawala na silang lahat ngayon. Natatandaan ko pa, bata pa lang kame ni @t3 3th31, nag uusap kame kung anong target age namen para  magka boyfriend. Tumupad naman ako. Nag boypren ako nung 14 years old. Pero yung uma-aylabyu ako ng 10 years old? Yung totoo? :)) Naaalala ko pa. Ruel yung name nung batang kapalitan ko ng aylabyu sa sulat.. Hahaha! Kasalanan ni Joe D'Mango to e! :))

Friday, January 07, 2011

LOL comment of the day

Posted by Gaze at 1:29 AM
"Chong, naiisip mo pa lang gumawa ng mabuti nakakadiri na. Hindi talaga bagay sayo! :))" -- Madam

Bata pa lang ako, pinangarap ko na talagang makakuha ng "well behaved student" award. Kaso parang ang effort. Mas madali pang kumuha ng "best in math"! :)) Haaaay, kelan kaya magiging "nice" ang image ko? Mas madaling umirap kesa mag smile! Woooooh! Pangarap kong maging mabuting tao. E bakit? Wag kang kumontra, mahirap yun! :))

Thursday, January 06, 2011

Abs

Posted by Gaze at 1:01 AM
Ay susko! Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng abs sa tunay na buhay! Ang scenario:

Nakakita ng painting si Dora.

Dora: Sino yan?
Kuya: Ako.
Dora: Weh?
Kuya: Ayaw mo maniwala?
Dora: Ayaw. Hindi ko pa nakikita e.
Kuya: Ah teka..

Maya maya.......
Kuya: Papainit ako ng tubig maliligo ako.

E yung rumampa si Kuya ng naka twalya lang? Wet looook! Show off kung show off! :)) Jusko! 50 times ata akong nag blush! Hindi ako nakatingin! Naloka ako! =)) Totoo pala talaga yung "abs" akala ko dinodrawing lang nila yung sa TV. :)) Hay girls, mukha syang comfort food! :))

Dear Kuya,
Ikaw na yata ang pinaka magandang lalakeng nakita ko sa totoong buhay. Dinaig mo na si @ndr3w!:)) *drool*

PS: Why are you gay? RAWR!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I did it.. Hooooooray!

Posted by Gaze at 10:30 PM

Woooooh! At last! :)) Isang malaking check sa isa kong to do's! :)) Ansakeeeet! Ilang beses kong tinawag si God! Hahahahahaha! Yun lang, inaantok na ko! Napagod ako ng sobra sobra. :))

Monday, December 20, 2010

TO DO's

Posted by Gaze at 7:07 PM

Ang dami kong gustong gawin bukas! Errrr, hindi ako matahimik! leche!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Post it!

Posted by Gaze at 11:48 PM

Natawa ko when I saw this in front of my unit. Ganyan ang nakikiusap! Teh, try mo kayang kausapin nanay ko? :)) Then again, that part of the building is a communal area. What can I do about it? Lol! Bitch much?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

ako? nag trekking?

Posted by Gaze at 8:15 PM

Dahil sa kagustuhan kong pagbigyan ang hilig ni R0y sa pag nature trip, hayan! Unang tapak pa lang, boom! Hello putek! :)) I had fun though, that was such an accomplishment for me. :)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Argentino

Posted by Gaze at 2:53 AM

Ate Ethel and I were killing time in Nuvali when these kids approached me to play with my bubble toy.

Dora: Anong pangalan mo?
Little Boy: Argentino.

We were calling him "Argentino" the whole time. It was just minutes before we left when we found out that "Kurt" is his real name. :)) Bata pa lang, kumo-code name na sya! :)) Tuwang tuwa ako na I ended up giving him my bubble toy. He hugged me in return. Sweet! :)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Groupie Mode

Posted by Gaze at 3:26 AM

I despised groupies but this time, I don't care. LeeVon Cailao is so effin cute! And he's nice too! *sige pumikit ka pa, ipapasok na kita sa bag ko! :))* Haay, what a way to end the week. :)

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Most Annoying Person of 2010

Posted by Gaze at 3:58 PM

He thinks he's better than anyone else. He always use his past "senior" position to get ahead. He brags about what he's done to prove he's worth. He lies about his sexuality(it's so obvious). He's "pasimpleng manyak" to younger guys. He has a tacky sense of style and humor. He never strikes me as a developer. I get irritated by just looking at him. He's like a walking "mema". He really deserve this award. TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Selfless

Posted by Gaze at 2:14 AM

"...because what I'm about to say is probably the most selfish thing I've ever said in my life... I love you, Elena. And it is because I love you that I can't be selfish with you. Why you can't know this? I don't deserve you, but my brother does..."

I can't get over this episode. It got me thinking, what if I'm in Damon's shoes? Can I be this selfless? Why does this "relationship world" have to be this complicated? Why can't love be just a simple girl + boy = love equation? Nowadays it can be: (girl + girl = cringe OR boy + boy = no comment OR girl + boy = undefined OR girl + boy = NULL)! Eff, modern day love sucks!

And yes, I am affected. E kelan pa ko mai-in love nyan? *sigh*

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

flaming shot

Posted by Gaze at 12:04 AM
this happened a month ago when i was still a normal kid.... joke! one of sober club's flaming shots.We did it…..We did it….Hooray!

bacardi shot + fire = eeewness! lol



i can't wait til saturday... woohooo! out of town! shot!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

funny

Posted by Gaze at 9:24 PM
nag brat attack na naman ako kanina.. e pano...

ang scenario: offline ang lahat ng bpi sa buong paseo de roxas. super pissed si dora sabay tawag sa daddy nya.

dora: hello dad, bakit offline ang bpi? lahat ng bangko offline hindi ako maka withdraw.
dad: nagsi-system upgrade anak.
dora: e bakit kelangan ngayon mag system upgrade? gano katagal yan?
dad: 1 oras.
dora: 1 oras?!? e bakit hindi mo sinabi saken? hindi tuloy ako maka withdraw!
dad: mamaya ka na mag withdraw baka ma debit ka pa.
dora: e anong gagawin ko kelangan ko na magwithdraw? tatry ko dito sa bangko sa tabi.

si dora pagdating sa bangko..... yay! online na! sabay text kay dad.

dora: online na! hehe
dad: buti naman.

oh yeah.. i'm such a brat. i know..that's what i love about daddy, he always know how to handle my hormonal attacks. fine fine, i know i said i will change. oh what the hell! i am me. i am not that cruel you know that!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

malinis na puso

Posted by Gaze at 8:10 PM
believe it or not, gusto kong maging mabuting tao. so.......... i've come up with 3 things na inniimplement ko na (or coming soon pa lang) sa life ko.

1. give more to charity
    - nagt-tip na ko sa taxi.. iniisip ko na lang, makakatulong sa kanila pag hindi ko na lang kukunin yung sukli ko pag hindi naman kalakihan.
    - madalas ko na pinagshoshopping ang kapatid ko na walang kapalit na serbisyo. lol!

2. control your temper
   - oh yeah... i'm trying not to be a brat most of the time. nagta-try na ko mag taas ng EQ ngayon.. minsan guilty ako... minsan natatarayan ko pa rin yung care taker ng pad ko (pano kase laging nasa telepono).. yeah im sorry. im still adjusting.

3. do not say or think of anything bad about others
    - e di inadmit ko na! guilty as charged! haha! ayoko na nga e.. AYOKO NAAAAAAA! pero what to do? tinatry ko wag sabihin pero nagkakaron naman ng thought bubble sa head ko...

3 na lang muna.. 3 lang kaya ko i-commit for now e..

minsan iniisip ko, graduate ba ako ng isang bitch academy or something? hindi naman ako masamang tao pero hindi din naman ako mabuti! e ano ako? hmmmmm ako ba ang gradient between black to white? OMG! i am not evil, i am just not that nice!

i need to have some soul searching!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

mr. nurse

Posted by Gaze at 12:11 AM
Dear Mr. Nurse,

Pwede mo bang alagaan ang heart ko? I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!


masakit ba? masakit ba nung nahulog ka sa langit? siguro maraming ganyan sa heaven. haaay take me there! take me there!



may gusto ka ba? kelangan mo ba ng bagong cellphone? laptop? rubber shoes? masipag naman akong tao mr nurse, pwedeng hindi ka na magtrabaho.. ako na bahala sayo. hindi naman ako demanding. isa lang ang task mo, ang ibsan ang kalungkutan ng puso ko.

isa lang naman ang gusto kong malaman........ mr nurse, do you believe in love at first site, or do i have to walk by again? *wink wink*
 

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